Metalurg Donetsk midfielder Oleksandr Noyok took the concept of simulation to another level during a Ukrainian Premier League game against Karpaty Lviv recently. Keep this sort of thing up and Noyok could be heading for Hollywood.
It all started after Noyok took a fairly innocuous scrape to the knee resulting in him quickly hitting the deck and showing the world he’s destined for the red carpet. A potential 2016 Fallon d’Floor winner? Most definitely. The prat.