Yes, you did read the headline correctly. Former Atletico Madrid, Marseille, Milan and West Ham striker Paulo Futre is the star of a new television advert for an erectile dysfunction product. After its release, the advert was quickly banned but it's still receiving a lot of attention.
The ex-Hammers man is featured doing keepie-uppies with his schlong in one of the weirdest TV adverts you'll ever see. There's even a cheeky wink from Futre near the end. *Shudders*
Bit weird, right?