We try not to post things that could cause too much excitement or outrage, but this is something we're willing to take a risk on. It's so riveting that we seriously suggest you take a deep breath before watching it. It involves Hull's Curtis Davies and David Meyler battling it out to see who can strip a boiler the fastest. Now that's entertainment.
In all seriousness though, it's so strangely dull that it's worth watching, if that makes sense. Sports stars often have to go to outrageous lengths to attract the corporate pound but something like this reaches a whole new level of dullness.
You're blown away, right?